Glossary of Terms
Throughout the unspoken infinite annals (pronounced "anals") of emptyhalls.neocities.org there are several unique terminological affectations employed; In keeping with the highest most respectable and impressive academic traditions laid down by the four bears. From this moment henceforth, may new and old idioms and neologistic et ceteras find their final resting place in the catalogue below.
- Professor Plum, in the Library with the Lead Pipe
The Alphabet (English)
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"A" as in "Archaeopteryx"
A device used by ancient mathematicians to entertain their infant children. Available wherever ancient mathematical supplies are sold.
Whereby a river fish is employed in the pronunciation of words, particularly common in certain dialects of ancient Persian.
A special version of the common mammal which occurs slightly later than it should in alphabetical lists. Critically endangered. Certain shamanic sects originating in central Europe revere the 'Non-Alphabetical Aardvark' as a heavenly entity with supernatural abilities.
The process through which musical compositions are split into discrete segments or abridged such that listening to them no longer takes 4 hours out of your day.