The Four Bears


"Disobedience is Not Allowed"

And So

the FOUR BEARS were sent from ON HIGH; and Lo but did they Quarrel o'er the

Wretchedd Brrden

of their INFINITE STEWARDSHIP and DIVINE RESPONSIBILITY to ascertain the Truth of Human Suffering!!! "And on the Fifth Week" of their conceptual Innitialization: from their

HOLY BEAR-CAVE HIGH IN THE MOUNTAINS

did they announce o'er the Sacred Airwaves their holy

"Rules and Guidelines" for the "Human Civilizational Benefit":

  1. Neverforth shalt the Round Beads of multicoloured Glass strike upon one another.
  2. Whereby shalt the Round Beads of multicoloured Glass be Available for purchase; shalt They Not be purchased.
  3. Mayst the custom of Drawing upon the Ground a 'Circle' for the placement of the Round Beads of multicoloured glass in Arcane human ceremony forevermore be Banished.
  4. Thou whoest enjoyeth the Round Beads of multicoloured glass ceremonies previously described must be Immediately put to Death.
  5. The act of melting silicates and/or ancient algal blooms into transparent or semitransparent materials in general shall henceforth result in One-Way Tickets to Hell (The realm of eternal torment).
  6. No longer shall light pass into Human dwellings through square or semisquare holes sealed with the Transparent material.
  7. All Historical record save these Commandments making the slightest incidental mention of the Round Beads of multicoloured Glass and/or the extant Semitransparent and/or Transparent materials invented by Humanity must be Destroyed.