THERE IS SOME IMPORTANT INFORMATION CURRENTLY WORTH DISPENSING. IT IS AS FOLLOWS.
ON THE 870th OF APRIL 1601 IN THE SMALL LOGGING TOWN OF NEW YORK, NEW YORK IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT ON CERTAIN DAYS DURING CERTAIN SOLAR AND/OR PLANETARY ALIGNMENTS (COSMIC EVENTS) THAT GREAT WEALTH AND FORTUNE MAY BE ATTAINED BY FOLLOWING SIMPLE RITUALS AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE FOR FREE AND EASY FROM THE COMFORT OF THEIR OWN HOMES. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE STATE OF THE WORLD IN THIS REGARD. THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS RELEVANT INFORMATION CANNOT BE OVERSTATED. IT IS OF PARAMOUNT IMPORTANCE.
IT IS FIRST IMPORTANT THAT THE FOLLOWING MATERIALS ARE ACQUIRED.
O go keg on skunk hog ego! Seek queen squeegee; swoosh nooses - oh so unhusken! Egg ekes gong eggs, unknown hook keno o' shoguns on honk week. Snowshoes swoosh newness. Gessoes unhouse snug sheen. Keen nook hunk; Go "Oh-ho!", gouge on hooks. Seek hose. So hoe gee eke hook, oho oho oho! Ooh! he eke he!
i am a small tornado. i am a small tornado. i am a small tornado. unexplained by meteorology; nonetheless potent and full of destruction. it is hour our of knead: washing my hands is of extreme importance. my twisty winds blow like a thousand telephone wires crushed under juicy kookaburra whistles. befix your anticipate! i befix! i befix!
O beasts of holy displeasure. O fastidious gatekeeper. O ye of the protracted hitherto besmirched anonymity; grant entrance to the other side of the dimension, please! Pretty please! Pretty please with a cherry on top! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
pay close attention to the room. it is not a familiar room.
> go north
You head north toward where you think the music may be. It is a long walk.
You head to the north through the trees for a few meters, but after a short while you encounter is a deep grove of bushes, dense and impenetrable. You will need to find a way to cut them down.
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There is music. It is not sad music. It is not happy music. It is merely peaceful music. Music like a babbling brook. A phonograph rests on a table in a clearing. You cannot see any electrical cables.
Where have they all gone? You search through your bag. It isn't here. You need something to cut down the bushes.
You remove your shoes. You have accidentally stepped on a large shard of obsidian. Your foot is bleeding. This will not do. The mayor is here to greet you. "Welcome to our humble city; the greatest city in the world!" says the mayor.