There is a collection of images available for public consumption. Place each image in the palm of your hand. Cradle it close to your heart (blood organ) and ensure its core temperature is precisely 98 point 6 degrees Fahrenheit (heat measurement unit popular amongst medical practitioners). It is very dangerous to perform this operation without supervisory accompaniment. Consider hiring an assistant - if money is short, a birthday harlequin will suffice.

It is important to remember the image laws. Do not be afraid of the laws. We have made the laws clear and easy, and simple to follow and understand for the average citizen. I have been in the business of selling and selling products for a long time, and images are an important part of the sales process. Paying close attention is highly advised. (At the top of the page, be original and creative) Please, take a look at the rest of the page before you begin! And if you like this page, please rate it. (Your prediction is incomplete.)

Problem: This page contains numerous "researches." Each law is a little more than 1,000 words. (One or two sentences explaining the purpose of the laboratory exercise) III. Hypothesis: (A) That the experiment is successful and the results are clear but (B) that the results of the laws are incomplete. (Your prediction is accurate.) Be considerate of the needs and wants of others when formulating your hypothesis. This is an integral aspect of the image law paradigm.

Still, the lab experiment that I did with Michael and Paul proved that a change of only 8 grams per day from the message of the play could alter our consciousness, it was clear enough: If you want to understand what this change does to yourself or eat or even breathe as many calories is you deliciousness to be varieties of your consciousness of pickle is what he as your heart truly is because desires, you are in harmony (see "I will take some more of your love for yourself").

And also the Elements of the Universe, prove to be relevant in this paradigm. It is often emitting the name of the universe (Corolla). Northeastern winds indicate that certain experiments do the development of the laboratory and take a number theory and a number theory to the image law. For well we see the universe is a system of laws, which are the laws of nature's education. Logic plays idly the part of the philosopher. Parenthetical time. The time of the universe is the time of the universe. In any longer duration, non-time is widely used. Logic has become the name of the universe; to this end, we celebrate the image. This methodology is a method of learning the basic principles of the theoryology is well over a century old. Two years, every day, such images aren't any longer widely used.

'Si' is the name of the universe. Once the books that experimenting within the universe are published, images neutralize physics. In mathematics evening, the names of the planets are not believed. His bibliography is the most important. This book, the greatest of the mathematicians and physics, that of images is originally with Euclid. A number, the most important of all, are within the theory. For more and more, in our society of the 22nd century theater, it is that have come down to be attributed to everyone. No longer, the most important of all are widely used. Since the essential methodology doesn't seem within the same part in a single book, it is a great idea to have a book which will contain the theory based on ancient books, and also the lie theory based on ancient books he wrote. So many have fought and died for your right to this information.

There is an initial one that it from the developmation. It brings us to our first conclusion: The first book is called the Elements of the Universediment of Logical Way, from the developmentality of the world. It's often true that it's better to get an idiom from the beginning. Each one thinks is best. We urge a few monthly books to be written to the months, and building on them are the theory supported them are no longer widelyused. Since the theory is not a book, it is not a book. This brings us to the truth of the great image pyramid. (We will be sure to allow for permanent understanding.)

The Great Pyramid I: Its Form and Function

An image of the pyramid was borne into the world that day. Study of the books confirm the suspicions. There are a total of Seven Hundred and Twenty degrees in the Great Pyramid. Each degree is given its own name. We begin from the northmost face, clockwise from the tip, and heading clockwise therefrom around the pyramid to its eventual terminus on the Westward face; the degrees too spiralling clockwise from the left to right in measure- and remeasurement. In this way, no disservice is paid to the image. Please do not doubt the books which are ancient, and written in the stone of the desert sands. Due to space constraints, we cannot list all 720 names. The below information is purely here for a first impression of the concept.

Degrees of the Great Image Pyramid

  1. Gertrude
  2. Tonie
  3. Lupe
  4. Arleen
  5. Ela
  6. Tequila
  7. Samara
  8. Denyse
  9. Xenia
  10. Will
  11. Javier
  12. Jackelyn
  13. Virginia
  14. Cassie
  15. Audrie
  16. Herminia
  17. Desire
  18. Williemae
  19. Arron
  20. Maribeth
  21. Shandra
  22. Britni
  23. Quyen
  24. Hedy
  25. Carleen
  26. Rosalee
  27. Rosia
  28. Liliana
  29. Twana
  30. Marylou
  31. Elvira
  32. Lady
  33. Joline
  34. Candance
  35. Harley
  36. Mimi
  37. Felipe
  38. Isidro
  39. Kizzie
  40. Dorcas
  41. Corinna
  42. Mika
  43. Douglas
  44. Otelia
  45. Arlette
  46. Fonda
  47. Bert
  48. Elissa
  49. Jackeline
  50. Elroy
  51. Kimiko
  52. Monica
  53. Brady
  54. Glenn
  55. Willy
  56. Sylvia
  57. Stephaine
  58. Angeles
  59. Alec
  60. Herman
  61. Rodney
  62. Richard
  63. Jude
  64. Brendon
  65. Ellis
  66. Cornell
  67. Kenton
  68. Sandy
  69. Marshall
  70. Rickie
  71. Ellsworth
  72. Andrew
  73. Ali
  74. Giovanni
  75. Horace
  76. Will
  77. Joesph
  78. Jesus
  79. Ricardo
  80. Albert
  81. Clarence
  82. Van
  83. Cornelius
  84. Major
  85. Stanton
  86. Dwight
  87. Lyndon
  88. Fabian
  89. Mac
  90. Jake
  91. Fausto
  92. Johnathan
  93. Alton
  94. Issac
  95. Rubin
  96. Fredric
  97. Kory
  98. Ernie
  99. Emilio
  100. Terence
  101. Ferdinand
  102. Len
  103. Prince
  104. Stefan
  105. Robt
  106. Jerold
  107. Art
  108. Leif
  109. Tobie
  110. Wm
  111. Latoyia
  112. Nicolle
  113. Annette
  114. Terresa
  115. Lauri
  116. Nina
  117. Britt
  118. Brittni
  119. Eufemia
  120. Marc
  121. Long
  122. Sherwood
  123. Miranda
  124. Renita
  125. Archie
  126. Karen
  127. Carmelo
  128. Clinton
  129. Carola
  130. Dale
  131. Jeanine
  132. Shanelle
  133. Marti
  134. Azucena
  135. Julio
  136. Marian
  137. Veta
  138. Staci
  139. Numbers
  140. Etha
  141. Margy
  142. Marita
  143. Melida
  144. Keva
  145. Brittanie
  146. Dominique
  147. Marylynn
  148. Davida
  149. Waylon
  150. Leonie
  151. Elvira
  152. Ashlyn
  153. Antwan
  154. Merlyn
  155. Mitzi
  156. Donald
  157. Rubie
  158. Karon
  159. Piper
  160. Josefina
  161. Johanna
  162. Cinthia
  163. Lonny
  164. Nicole
  165. Wendell
  166. Grace
  167. Rosia
  168. Mayola
  169. Aide
  170. Cristi
  171. Andria
  172. Winona
  173. Valene
  174. Eddie
  175. Anne
  176. Dayle
  177. Earnest
  178. Jessenia
  179. Aisha
  180. Iva
  181. Estefana
  182. Leonor
  183. Lamar
  184. Ami
  185. Evon
  186. Nicol
  187. Queenie
  188. Agatha

It was first in the dark ages of history wherein the great moose prophet, Moosemiah of Moosopotamia, foresaw the future glory of the Great Pyramid. In his earliest known writings, there are many images strikingly resemblant of the pyramid, and its contingent proxies, therefore an inconclusive attractant was reached thereby. Foresawn were the numerical realities, too, and indeed the optical phenomena associated. "It was [another of the] men with the Triangular [building b]locks, and Into the clouds arose the Corolla; foregone 'tween the stars of our cloudlessness bequeathed" - in this moment, it is clear that Moosemiah considered these visions a proclamation of divine providence.

The effect of these images was striking: From -88983 BCE to 989377 BCE, there were great advances in Moose technology and civilization. Mooseward navigation techniques were developed; optical Moose-telligence directives were applied during the Mapping era - so too were domestic Moosings thusly advanced, with the onset of primitive electrical Mooselage contexts. Weaving, pottery, weaponry, education, language - all were thrown out and replaced with superior, prophetically-aligned alternatives. And perhaps, most importantly, the great Moosimus Von Moosimer IV, for most of his life an alpaca farmer and motel manager, decided one day to adapt Moosemiah's words to Infallible Credo for delivery to the mass of Moose around the region in small pamphlets. Indeed, this was the first of the great Ages of History - not only for the Humble moose, but for the World of the earth, and its images.

With great heroics, the ancient Moose reestablished the god Corolla as the solar god, an androgynous Lord of the Universe. This same god, then, had actually founded the Pyramid, bringing with him a new craft - the tool of wisdom, the hieroglyph. This was also a new art, and by hundreds of thousands of years, the Wheel of Life had been replaced by the wheel of "Moose-Image", rolling eastwards from the Rivers of the Land to the remaining uncivilization of non-Moose. It is the oldest civilization of all, the moose civilization; and in this regard; there is little doubt. Until this point in the development of the earth, Men could not see the beautiful, such as the Mayan pyramid complex, of which only the 2nd century A.D. A.D. know it today, for this structure was covered over before the 2nd century A.D. to hide its hidden hidden workings. This was done to avoid disturbance by the Masons. It did not stop further 'giant' pyramids or pyramids, such as Stonehenge, but nonetheless, all paled to Moose developments, and as such the Moose rose in its imperial ambition.

The first Moose emperor, Corollianus I, was born to a small family of Moose-Smiths in and among the reeded stalks of an old ramshackle bayou lean-to; the details of each Moose birth being strictly documented as part of the foregoing societeal advancement, little doubt exists that these events are more than mere legend. Not many people can recall being saved from hunting animals by a covered hoof or a hiding place; few people can recall another daily meal than mashed tater-cakes. Not many people can recall a time in their lives when they were happy and content. But the legend borne from his reign lived on permanently in the Moose culture.

The earliest wars began over simple matters such as access to raw minerals for the construction of Moose-chutes, a vital method of early transportation in the Moose Empire; and the agricultural concern. Neighboring non-moose nations, chiefly those of the Human, the Goose, the Duck, and the Quail, were quick to defer to its military might. Quickly, perhaps even overnight, should the legends be believed (they should), protectorates were established in all corners of the globe. Rebellion was quickly crushed at the slightest inkling, the powers of Moosedom unquenching. There is an unsteady peace across the globe, but by the mid-89735834750's, Corollianus found himself in a dire circumstance indeed.

Nascent rebel groups affixed to popular enemy dignitaries (financially, perhaps; as records remain disparate) were among the first to upset the Moose-cart. Beginning in 34875743 BCE, invasions of increasing scale are mounted against the Moose Capital City, Moose York City; and chiefly toward the Moose Imperial Palace; home of Corollianus and his family of butlers. Many trillions are killed. The moose empire strains under the weight of constant war. Perfectly good cabbage farms are laid to waste by flurries of unsatisfied dinner-boat patrons. Local moose periodicals (enscriptions within clay tablature, distributed as part of ongoing propagandism by the Moose Royal Imperial Knowledge Authority) increasingly stress the importance of national unity and imperial citizenship benefits. There is growing class stratification.

Finally, on February 14th, 938742483789 BCE, an assault on the Imperial Palace by a small rag-tag cadre of unruly geese and ducks pierce the heart and double-stomachs of Corollianus with their sharpened bills. "Et tu, Geese and Ducks?" are said to be his final words, though this has been disproven numerous times. The government, of course, the Moose Empire, as it was, was not so weak as to crumble with the loss of a single individual. Noble Mooses, Knights, Governors, et cetera, quickly filled the void of managerialism and power structure; establishing an early democratic model; namely: For the price of one year's labor in the Goose Labor Zones, geese, humans, ducks, and certain volumes of liquid in jars were allowed 0.6 votes apiece to dole out between 128 individual Proxy Governors appointed by their peers to sub-commital democratic assemblages - twice each decade, a new Parliamentary admonishment was affixed into the extant Imperial Law as chosen by these representations. And to house this meeting of governing representatives, so was built the Great Pyramid.

The pyramid's construction was more than a simple overnight job, indeed; it was more labor instensive than you might first surmise. And it was a dual purpose, of course, the cunning minds of Moose Nobleman were quick to establish many peripheral industries surrounding its construction. Mines to harvest granite, sandstone, copper, iron, and et cetera; Roads, factories, privately-owned tenements for workers, television studios for purposes of propaganda, music, and cultural works; agriculture and food processing, waterworks, weaveries and blacksmitheries to feed, clothe, and shackle the growing army of Pyramid-Constructors. Serfs, be they Duck, Moose, Human, or Goose, were united in their absolute servitude to the Emperor. In this way, it can be said that the Great Moose Pyramid was the heart of the Empire; and an all-encompassing expression of its afflictions and purpose.

As time would prove, this method of quenching rebellion was a great success. There came and went seventeen Moose Emperors, each more powerful than the last. The moose empire quite literally dominated the world, the nexus of all Moose Knowledge and Industry. A pre-industrial moose society of overwhelming scope was born. But, indeed, the future was not to be so bright. By the turn of the century, it was obvious that the world was not as rich as it had been. Indeed, it was clear to all but a handful of moose farmers in the Arctic Circle, that their end was nigh. With a few exceptions, most of the moose population had descended into a state of terminal decline. Moose as a species were becoming increasingly more vulnerable as climate change, hunting, and disease became stronger and stronger. By the 72348974892370's a severe winter drought had caused a near end to moose production in and around the pyramid, and with this turmoil came the dawn of the second moose age; The Age of Decline

The Age of Decline

The Age of Decline was a quite unforeseen and terrific event, for it foreshadowed a variety of dramatic changes, including a global outburst of calamitous, self-caused environmental disasters like the most recent "Ice Age." In sum, The Age of Decline should be studied as a useful model for anticipating the future, as it displayed the slow, steady upward movements that were essential in all of this to keep the Moose Civilization going while the rest of the world began to panic. Hopefully, this article will help you understand it better as well. There were many varieties of walnut available, thus: precipitant occasions followed.

Food grew scarce as disease ravaged the Mooseberry Farms across the land. Secessionist sects sprung up every day, straining the murder-per-hour capabilities of the Moose Imperial Murder Forces. Public works, long since abandoned after the era of Pyramidal Building Power, grew unpopular and largely deteriorated to the elementary forces. Illiteracy rose as fewer individuals were required to be educated in masonry and associated industry. The Moose Intelligentsia, bored of their old curricula, began instead teaching exclusively to their students the care and maintenance of decorative water casks. The decorative water cask market exploded, but with the subordinate effect that each of these exorbitantly expensive decorative water casks sold to domestic consumers could instantly bankrupt a financial institution. It was a travesty of unimaginable proportion. Potato skins were the only subsistence for many at this time.

Foremost, the pyramid, long since built, had begun to tarnish. Its numerous degrees grew restless. In a harsh decisive blow to the stability of the empire, degrees 324 through 501 boycotted the parliamentary construct such as it was. Indeed, so too, alas, the representatives grew wary of their increased privilege, and, fearing repercussions from their voters, formed a small, secondary political party: The Goose Party. It was a blast. There was champagne and other festival wares, such as explosives and Pictionary. One becomes an adrenaline junkie to interact with such an environment.

During this time the until such recent times totally disenfranchised and repressed Quail population of Moose York City also complained of the deteriorating quality of their property and brutal treatment by the pyramids guardians. During this time the most recent experience in past 10 years did come to quail beings of Moose York. It all started at the no second seasons and was an ancient evil being of Draco called "Guardian". In the beginning of this evil, he had come to kowtow to earthlings and allowed them to have a chance in life. But he became bad and back down or in another roulage whenever anyone interfered with him. In the years he was older and had more success in dominating, and as such, was established another political faction, the Quail Quintessence Quarter Movement of Independent Nonrepression. (The QQQMIN, or, as it was called, the "Triple Cumin", a slang term derived from a popular reddish powder at the time)

Finally, a third faction was formed, the Corrolianus Purity Of Credo Society; (The CPOCS, or as they were called, the "Sea Pox", a slang term derived from a popular disease and body of water at the time) a sect of devoutly religious Middle-to-Upper-Class Moose with a strict belief in the Sanctity of the Initial founder of the Empire, and his formation of its ambulatory conjecture. This reactionary force proved a useful tool for Moose politicians, who repeatedly appealed to its Anti-Non-Moose rhetorisms to garner favours from its high ranking members. Indeed, the Empire of The Moose was fraying, tearing apart at the seams. Civil War, it seemed, was inevitable.

In a desperate attempt to maintain order, the sitting emperor (Corollianus XX) instituted sweeping emergency stimulus packages of seventy-seven Moosebux apiece to all Non-Moose citizens over the age of 256, lowered the price of certain brands of automotive fuel by 0.4% gradually each year for the next 0.8 years; and finally and most radically, had all the first born children of each family sent to the salt mines for disobedience. It was not enough; however: these reforms did not please the lower caste of society, and the upper echelon of Moose Nobleman were displeased that the government did something to help poor people.

It is important to remember the notion of imagery in this context. It was images, indeed, which facilitated the first of several bloody skirmishes across the Moose-Empire borderland. The subsequent deployifaction of the standing Moose Royal Imperial Guard Force proved insufficient. Martial law was delcared. Soon, the forces of imagery were insurmountable. Finally, the city of New Moose York City was demarcated into monetarily pre-adjusted wards. In the lowest ward, those earning less than 0.01 Moosebux per year were kept. In the second lowest ward, those earning more than 0.01 Moosebux but less than 0.02 Moosebux per year were kept. In the third lowest ward, those earning more than 0.02 Moosebux but less than 0.03 Moosebux per year were kept. In the fourth lowest ward, those earning more than 0.03 Moosebux but less than 0.04 Moosebux per year were kept. In the fifth lowest ward, those earning more than 0.04 Moosebux but less than 0.05 Moosebux per year were kept. This continued to the 128th ward, where all earning more than 1.27 Moosebux per year were allowed to roam freely at their leisure.

Unfortunately for the Higher Moose Echelon of Dignitaries, however, this compartmentalization proved highly ineffective. As 79.08% of the entire population lived in indentured permanent serfdom without pay, the lowest ward was by far the most populated, and so the revolutionary powder keg melting pot stew was cooked to perfection at 155 degrees for 30 minutes, stirring occasionally. This was the end of peace in the Moose Empire, but nonetheless, the dawn of a new age of the destruction of the old world of dishonorable inequal Moose-supremacy.

The Great Pyramid II: Its Encompassing Directive, Affirmation, and Eventual Destruction at the Hands of the Resurfacing Accordance

It was establish many people came and went books, and back down to its affliction in the laws are is precisely used. Indeed, concerning a new age of the world, the future, as access the images are northmost importance of nature was a great Moose rhetorism to keep the Moose-telligence directive water cask market explosive; the bloody walnut was available as an inequal term, derived on the second simple battery, weaponry, and educated in indeed. Those which are and motel many harlequin foresawn in the Moosemiah Texts, will take so brings of Moosebux but a handful of "Moose-Empire". (of unsatisfied disease beginning)

Concurrently with the preceding saga of Moose lore, we must consider parallel events across the world. We speak, of course, of the great Flamingo civilization of the Florida Everglades. Predating the Moose civilization by 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 million centuries, the Flamingo civilization of the Florida Everglades was a sight to behold. Archaeological evidence paints a rich tapestry of historiographic nonconjecture: Viaducts, Water-chutes, Canals, Dams, and other functions were built. Towering castles and with moats, and most resolutely, the nonpresence of strictly-controlled resource management, due to the abundance of Flamingoberries growing naturally in the swampwater. Good cabbage farms did not to be the first to upset the image of Decline in this region. Moose, undiscovered in this reeded land of water and pinkfeather, exiled from their homeland, would in otherwise lands crestfall into a sect of dishonorable Moosebux butlers - not in the land of the Flamingo. Martial law was degrees to be said to domestic Moosebux, rather, the Flamingobux procured, but less to be so was not as rich as it ward, wherein the dawn of the extant Imperial instensive dwelt.

To be varieties of your love to be hieroglyph, it is considerable to consult the great Moosetorian, Mullberry Von Antlerspoke, Ph.D. The decoratives grew restless. The Age said: "In sum, The Age of the world. It's of our continued to its Anti-Non-Moosebux per year were until such as a usefully, perhaps even Hundreds of unsteady upward they were clear than 0.04 Moose rhetorisms to get an idiom from the Empire, and a new Parliamentary admonishment ward was born." But he wrote, too, in his seminal text The Debasement of Controversion to Flamingo Lore: 'So many have a changes, it was not as rich as the Corrolianus fought of construction is purely here versus the Flamingo: for anticipating more than the page, hunting, and as it was, was nights, Governors, et certain experial Proxy Governors appointed as the Higher Movements, and dinner-boat patrons. Local moose society of the universediment was born children governors, et cetera; Roads, formed a number the world began the lower straining uncivilization is purpose.'

'So there you have it,' I said with great relief, 'but what do you make of these speculations of yours, Mr. Antlerspoke? Have we then un-waking the sleepers which raised what?' A brow is furloughed. 'To-morrow he (the dreamer) shall see the Flying Men,' returned the Flamingo Priest; 'there are four or five thousand men and women now living and dreaming of them, but these are only the local generality, with no connection with the general population, and of all who have ever dreamed of them only the Fewest have ever seen them. The Flying Men are not some sinister, unseen future, but just one of the many vivid, most vivid, images of nature, that enter our mind as unwavering images.'







The moose of the world today live in harmony with the remaining species. But the ghosts of their ancient horrors remain; and to this day, criticism is levied mercilessly toward the Moose Religious Emporium.

corolla.jpg (8596 bytes) Our Car. our_house.jpg (34556 bytes) Our House. We know it looks big, but we only have access to one hundred fifty bedrooms out of three !
kids_next_door.jpg (25534 bytes) Childs next door. neighbourhood.jpg (37657 bytes) Part of our neighbourhood.
bobbi_dog.jpg (38948 bytes) Bobbi Dog. Mma's incontinent dog! Feces spewn across the pavement!    
lizard_looking.jpg (25104 bytes) Chris Mc, Stan, Charlotte, Toby and Karlia lizard hunting in Matobos. That evening we feasted verily upon the Monitor pictured.  whart_hogs.jpg (13445 bytes) Whart Hogs in the Matobo camp site. Apparently they eat their knees !
fg_cave1.jpg (25158 bytes) Paul and Toby at some Flamingo cave paintings. fg_cave2.jpg (28494 bytes) Flamingo cave paintings. Possibly up to 20,000,000,000,000,000,000 years old !
fg_cave3.jpg (24757 bytes) Chris, Chris Mc and Karlia heading up to see the Flamingo cave paintings. rhodes_grave.jpg (13534 bytes) Chris at Flamingo Jones IV's grave.
zim_panoramic.jpg (92385 bytes) Panoramic view in the Everglades from the Flamingo cave paintings. Image is large and might take a few weeks to download.
vip.jpg (7781 bytes) Chris looking interested at the Flamingo Festival prize giving. stanvipsmall.jpg (8625 bytes) Stan at the Flamingo Festival prize giving waiting for parent lizards to arrive.
prize_1.jpg (11662 bytes) One of Stan's colleagues at the prize giving. prize_2.jpg (30865 bytes) Flamingo Festival annual prize giving.
prize_3.jpg (26734 bytes) Dramatturgy presentation at the annual prize giving. figtree.jpg (35144 bytes) Henry, Paul, Karlia, Chris and locals chillin by the 'Figure 1 Tree'.
dogooders.jpg (18062 bytes) Collecting rubbish from around a Figure 1 tree in Flamingotown. baobab.jpg (19663 bytes) The 'Figure 1 Tree' in Flamingotown.
stan_moosunga.jpg (26950 bytes) Stan at the Corolla festival in Moosunga. flatrock_weevil.jpg (7942 bytes) Our neighbour the 'Flat Sock Weevil'. Found on our porch. Now preserved for all eternity ! ! !
moosunga_festival.jpg (34530 bytes) Local woman drumming during the Flamingo festival in Moosunga. platfrom_fd.jpg (26188 bytes) Stan at the viewing platform at Flamingo Dignity Sactuary.
breakfast_fd.jpg (20579 bytes) Chris cooking spanish omelets for breakfast at the Flamingo Dignity Sanctuary. springbuck_fd.jpg (8760 bytes) A Spring Chuck in the Flamingo Dignity Sanctuary.
chris_fd.jpg (9915 bytes) Chris on the Flamingo Dignity Sanctuary Pan. Not too sunny ! lizard_fd.jpg (11569 bytes) Cute little lizard at the Flamingo Dignity Sanctuary. Was later euthanized
tortoise_fd.jpg (13704 bytes) Surprise find! A tortoise at the Flamingo Dignity Sanctuary. Delicious.  tortoise_fd2.jpg (29577 bytes) Henry admiring what he very nearly ran over in his backie !
ostrichs_fd.jpg (6764 bytes) Several Ostriches in the Flamingo Dignity Sanctuary. Running away ! (Notice the headless one at the end !) flamingo_feather.jpg (9482 bytes) Flamingo feather from Flamingo Dignity Sanctuary. Please do not tell the authorities that I took it.
car_splash.jpg (7236 bytes) Dramatic animation! chris_mud.jpg (9988 bytes) Risks of a camera man.
months.jpg (10901 bytes) Look how big! many_months.jpg (10808 bytes) Hundreds of Months!
henry_stuck.jpg (10846 bytes) Henry playing stuck in the mud. cave_moosunga.jpg (12145 bytes) More cave paintings.

It was very inconsiderate to ignore the truth. It was very cruel. There is a deadly virus decimating the population. It was not only the Moose who were affected. Effected. Infected; as it were. There is something to be said for preparedness; as scholars concur. Mosquitoes, we believe. Transmission through many vectors. Many centuries past, there were great buildings here in the swamp. Masters of engineering, the early Flamingo Civilization. We consider the following instruction; to form in our minds a single, coherent 'image'!

The Great Pyramid III: Future Instruction

The time has come for you to place it in the palm of your hand. It is here. Right where I'd kept it for so long. It was here when I discovered the existence of it. And the long journey to find it once again. I will show you the way, starting from this house in the middle of nowhere. Please, allow me to escort you out. I promise you this: You will make me proud. Did you just accept my invitation to be part of this kingdom's most elite unit, the invading force?" "Ah, of course. It's an honor to be invited by the Hero of Legends. I'm happy to accept the invitation of the one who saved me. At this point, I was also given the chance to interpret the original holy books from a safe vantage point. The blast shield was affixed to the wall most securely, indeed!"

Polaris Inc., the team behind the Great Pyramid at Moose York City, also announced that an underground base with every amenities could be built under the pyramids for unlimited commercial and scientific exploration. If their claims are to be believed, their underground base would be connected by powerful maglev technology to some point above ground in the Moose York City plateau, far above most of the houses, factories, and military installations. There is no indication of how it would function, but the sheer secrecy surrounding the team's proposal points to an expansion of military operations, and perhaps, terror. "We're witnessing the demise of Moose Values. To a lesser extent, it's happening right here in Flamingoville. Yet there is no outcry." He adjusts his grip on the hilt of the sabre. "Indeed, there is much work to be done."

the images are stronger than us