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I would like to tell another story to you. It is about a talkative yellow water balloon named . was a water balloon known throughout the land for his talkativeness. He simply would not shut up. He kept talking and talking and talking. Nobody could get him to stop. We all hated him. Everyone's truest prevailing wish was that someone would pop him and end everyone's suffering. But everyone was unsure. After all, murder was illegal. And everyone did, indeed, have access to ear plugs. However: Ear plugs are not comfortable to wear. Given the choice between listening to 's ceaseless discharge and wearing the small foam ear plugs for hours and hours each day, most chose to listen. The only people unbothered by his sound were those who already had no choice but to wear ear plugs, mostly industrial and construction workers who had to operate very loud machinery all day. Also, anyone who spent large durations underwater, firing live ammunition, or demolishing cliffsides with explosive charges.
A meeting was called in the town square. All were in attendance. The doctor was there. The was there. The librarian was there. The school marm was there. The was there. The was there. The was there. The was there. The chimney sweep was there. The was there. The was there. The was there. The dentist was there. The potato farmer was there. And finally, the Mayor was there.
MAYOR: What is the meaning of this? I am late for my game of checkers with the queen of England.
DOCTOR: It is about the balloon who talks.
SCHOOL MARM: Chew your food 40 times. Stand up straight. I need to see you after class young lady.
DOCTOR: My apologies. I did not mean to chew gum. It was an accident. I have a note from my physician, and burn dvd to cd freeware.
[The doctor writes herself a note which reads "Please allow my patient to chew gum because of her grave medical condition which is incurable"]
SCHOOL MARM: Very well. Your disability will be noted in your permanent record young lady. Please sit down.
Everyone had to stay an extra ten minutes after class and miss the bus due to the doctor's actions. The Mayor, needless to say, missed his game of checkers. The potato farmer had to hitch-hike home, which is very dangerous and should never be attempted. Everyone was sad. "You should not chew gum in class" said the school marm.
Meanwhile, at the balloon stand, the balloon yammered on.
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What a sad day that was. In honor and remembrance of this day, we have demolished yet another tenement building and made way for a new water park. One day it will be built. On that day, get ready for Fun in the Sun!