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37 Dishonesties	The first in a long series of a single installment, part five of thirty-eight. Explore the grand mansion. Solve puzzles with your brain. Waste hours and hours going back and forth between the same two or three rooms because I haven't made it easy to loop back around to the places you should be going. Never finish it, the ending is disappointing.
MOTHER TERESA'S DARKEST SECRET	She doesn't know that you know, but now you know what she doesn't know. Explore the grand mansion. Solve puzzles with your brain. And watch out for mother teresa, she has a dagger and is stalking you, she'll kill you, I swear, and she never swears because she's Holy, so it must be serious this time.
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An Unsteady Relationship Formed In the Midst of an Illegal Calcium Mining Operation	The second in a long series of a single, independent installment, part zero of zero.
Slapdash Star Trek Fan Fiction	Bones will tell us all the different people who died, and nobody will care.