things about ME:

 I love HORROR MOVIES
 I HATE SCHOOL
 I'm ALLERGIC to PENICILLIN
 I'm really really HARDCORE!
 I wimpy, girly stuff!
 I get at people!!!
 I get in fights!!!!!
 I have political opinions!!
 I don't care what think!
 I own several firearms!!!
 TOO MUCH STUFF TO FIT IN A STUPID LIST

If you're reading this, then CONGRATULATIONS, BROSEPH, you've just found the SINGLE site on the web! Run by the most DUDE on teh web! Also this is a warning right now, I DO NOT CARE what you think, so don't be surprised if I make a post ranting about how much I something you think is cool. That's just how I roll. So don't be fillin my guestbook with your stupid whining, or I will IP ban you and sign your email up to as many spam sites as I can. I am not kidding! This is your ONLY WARNING.

P.S. this is an -FRIENDLY reminder that my site is NOT HERE for your enjoyment, it's only here for MY OWN PERSONAL ENTERTAINMENT, so if you think you're better than me just VAMOOSE!. Also if you don't like hearing words like FUCK or SHIT all the time, probably because you're a fucking wuss, just get the GODDAMN HELL OFF MY SITE INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING AND WHINING AT ME, ASSHOLE! CUZ ON MY SITE I CAN SWEAR ALL DAMN DAY IF I WANT!

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