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THE murderer's manouniefrsmpinchotound,

I scoffed. Bubblegum Violence!

The Letter "F" repeated 1222 times?
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I odn't trust your Intestinal parasite. It was the 45th of July 1999999 and King tbody was walking his wombat to the post office to send a birthday greeting card purchased from a nearby synagogue to her mother's pet caterpillar, Elbow Cream.

"I do hope that elbow cream enjoys my gift," said the wombat, "it is the finest birthday greeting card which was available. I bought it myself."

King tbody was unamused. When they reached the post office, the wombat took 40 hours to pick out suitably charming postage stamps for the package. When they finally left it turnedo ut king Tbody's kingdom had fallen apart in his absence, and now there was a new ruler, King textarea, who looked like this:

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My таварыш "Pablattermul" isn't around to perform his rites. BUt the wagressionsting output won't change, for now, so i can safely reconcipopentize it for him, any how, allow me to progress:

PABLATTERMUL'S RITES


  1. THE SUMMONING OF THE FISH
  2. A FLICKERING ANUS WISDOM
  3. THE DISPERSAL OF OXENHOOF TABLETS
  4. FINAL BUTTERCHURNING, POST-IT NOTE CRANBERRIES
  5. COPYRIGHT NOTICES

1 - BEING THE SUMMONING OF THE FISH AND ASSOCIATED EFFECTS


Wherein I might enact holy viscosity upon us, inasmuch as inasmuch deterring Stithaveodachofantontiality; he would beseech!
ARRISE, FISH! ARISE! FISH! EARTH TO FISH, COME IN FISH!
and so the fish arose from the murk of the sewage bucket

2, that is, the FLICKERING of AN ANUS WISDOM


To the unholy anus we christen thee a fish-monger, wnyornthism Nonwithstanded to the pupae ankh upon thine holy visage?! Today and tomorrow, for all of forever and yesterday, he wisdom of the Holy Anus descends. Perturbed!, I listen to the Great Flame of Bibliography Eternal,;

THREE THE DISPERSAL OF OXENHOOF TABLETS


Wherein Brother Pablattermul wouldst have doled out the sacred Rx for collective consumption and subsequent colonic purgation; instead we partake of Aspirin Dipped in Red Ink and Encrusted in Artificial Cheese Flavouring. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Delicious.

, the last of the Mennonite Momentary, A butterchurn and Sour Hollow Fruits afloat on the Bayou


(Brother Pablattermul arrives midway and begins the butterchurning).
a cranberry
cranberrry sauce
the cranberries (band)
cran-apple juice (corrupted cranberry)
canned cran cram (cylindrical)

COPYRIGHT NOTICES NUMBER FIVE


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And so in the final analysis; a horned toad squirts blood from its eyes and screeched at the top of her lungs: "Ay haitch ref equals Your are Elle; closetag clickclick upp-onit! Clicka clicka the click the Click!" and was run over by a procession of lawn equipment